Humor Sufi

The Old Grave - Something WIll Happen - Came to Get Money

"When I die", said Nasrudin, "have me buried in an
old grave."
"Why?" Asked his relatives.
"Because when Munkir and Nakir, recording
angels of good and bad actions, come, I'll be able
to wave them on, saying that this grave has been
counted and entered for punishment already."



"Why are you sitting at the crossroad, Mullah?"
"One day something will happen here, and a
crowd will gather. When that comes about, I may
not be able to get close enough-so I'm putting in
my time now."


27. I Come Here to Get Money No Advice

The Mulla went to see a rich man.
'Give me some money.'
'Why?'
'I want to buy ... an elephane.'
'If you have no money,you can't afford to keep an
elephant.'
'I came here', said Nasrudin, 'to get money,no
advice.'